Wednesday, August 3, 2011

So What!



Today I'm linking up with Shannon at Life After I "Dew" for a little SO WHAT! Wednesday. This has been one of those months weeks where I feel like I need to get some stuff off my chest. And it's my blog to rant, so you're stuck reading about it. :) Thanks friend.
So what if:
  • I like to see how long I can go without washing my hair. Not so gross? Well it's one million degrees here and I run everyday. Ya, gross. I do get it wet and condition it, but I try not to shampoo it until I resemble Bob Marley or an electrocution victim. Hey, we all need goals right? My p.r. is 14 days. Yes, that's two weeks....but it was in the winter months.
  • I pretend like having ice cream every night is healthy. Women need calcium people!
  • I buy a new outfit and feel guilty about it. Then when Mr. T asks "is that new?" I just say, "You always think what I have is new!" It's not exactly lying...right?
  • I talk to my dog like he's a human. I know he can understand me. And when we meet in Heaven again he will have his human voice and will be able to talk back to me and give me wise advice. I shouldn't have been allowed to watch All Dogs Go to Heaven
  • I hate cats. And I sort of judge people that have them. What? All the dogs were taken?
  • I still sleep with a teddy bear that I've had since I was a kid. He's comfortable on my double chin and really soft. Adults sleeping with bears? That's just weird! Well, I hide him under the covers in the morning so no strangers see him. Plus his name is Bernard. Not bear.
  • My ideal night would be a glass of wine and a game of Apples to Apples with a 60 minutes murder mystery playing in the background. Yes, I'm an old lady and I love it. I've always been an old lady at heart, but I had to pretend to be wild and spontaneous for my friends in my younger days. Now I can embrace my early bed times and early rise times.
  • I will drive around for 30 minutes looking for the closest parking spot. I run 45 miles a week and I guarantee you, I'm still one of the laziest people you'll ever meet.
  • I also, never fill up my gas tank. I am way too impatient to wait. $20 will last me long enough. Plus Mr. T is awesome at filling up gas tanks. I don't want to take that title from him..that would be rude.
How's your Wednesday? Hop on over to Shannon's blog and link up!

8 comments:

Running in Pearls said...

haha! this has me cracking up! I have a cat! Her name is Grey Goose Killer the Super ninja cat. ha!!!

I really think ice cream should be in a food group all on its own. Along with Reeses.

caley-jade rosenberg said...

So glad I found your blog via SWW - LOVE it!
x

Laura said...

You make me laugh. I also hate pumping gas...wish I lived up north where people would do it for me! Oh, and I totally judge cat people. Ew.

Grandma Bonnie said...

I like the ice cream every night. The teddy bear thing is cute. I agree about the pumping gas, Grandpa does that for me. New follower, hope you follow back.

LOVE MELISSA:) said...

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Jamie said...

LOL! You're pretty funny. I thought we could be friends up until you said you aren't a "cat person." Now, I'm not buying that you're an old lady at heart, because EVERYONE knows that old ladies LOOOOOOOVE them some cats! lol ;0) But seriously, we do have a lot in common, other than the cat thing. I happen to heart cats. I do have a dog as well though.

theolivetree said...

This made me laugh! I agree on the ice cream...amen sister friend! I have a rabbit that I have had since I was 5 she lives in my closet and sometimes when I am feeling nice I let my daughter play with her...lol...her name is SAllY not rabbit :)

katie said...

You are hilarious! Loved the laugh. Thanks!